Actual conversation with my 12 year old son:
Dad, boys like to look at girls’ apples, don’t they?
You know…their apples.
Uhhh…son, do you mean melons?
Yeah, that’s it – their melons.
Son, it’s normal for you to be attracted to girl’s body, but it is rude to refer to body parts that way. They’re called breasts, not melons.
Mom’s are more like apples though, aren’t they?